I can still remember vividly my fresher’s days when I had to
go about the campus with my files and asking people for
information. i can say it was embarrassing but was also fun
and it is always easy to know a fresher in the campus. Here
are some of the types of freshers you meet in the campus.
1.The JJCsevery little thing amazes them(the buildings,
crowd, cars. Etc) You begin to wonder if it is their first time
of going out.
2.The ajebohsthey flaunt their wealth in the campus and
remind you who their father is at every slightest opportunity.
They display their phones; take people out for a treat
regularly to impress. Majority of the people in this category
got the money via extortion from their parents and
everything normally cease after their first year in school.
3.The gurusfirst to ask and answer questions in the class,
suggests taking their mates tutorials and depends in the
past glory from their secondary school. If you fall in this
category, just pray you don’t meet some silent and low key
gurus in your class that will outshine you if you don’t work
4.The womanizersthe only thing they think of is how to get
the opposite s*x. The guys desperately want to date every
girl on campus maybe because of the freedom and access
5.The socialitessimilar to the womanizers. They want to be
everywhere, associate with everybody on campus. You find
them in all parties, fellowships, community days and they
even forget their main motive of being in the campus.
6.The politiciansfew weeks after reg and they start vying for
post(s). They contest for the class/course rep as if they are
the Buhari of the campus.
7.The historianssome will always tell you about their family,
previous school. The most annoying ones are those that
always refer to their age and the number of times they have
written jamb. Like who cares!!!
8.The oversabisthey claim to know everything going on in
the school already as if they have spent 7 years. They try to
put people through the reg, knows the names of all the
lecturers but you later discover they themselves are naïve.
9.The preachersafter resumption theirs is to win as many
souls as possible.
10. I was in this category. Cool, social, brilliant, handsome
and well packaged guy.
Feel free to add yours.