Yes, that’s an $11,000 vibrator.
If you have loads of cash and find regular sex toys just so beneath you, there’s a market of luxury stainless steel and gold vibrators and toys out there just for discerning consumers like you. Whether you’ve got the cash to put your money where your mouth is, or you just wanna see how the other half lives, here are 10 of the world’s bougiest sex toys.
1. Lelo Olga Dildo
This 24-kt gold plated vibrator can be used internally and externally. The flattened tip is perfect for internal or targeted clitoral stimulation, while the other end can be used for penetration.
2. Lelo Inez Vibrator
If you’re looking for something that vibrates and you have a budget of $11,000, look no further. The Inez also comes in 24-kt gold plating and features eight settings and is fully rechargeable.
3. Lelo Luna Beads Luxe
A bougie update to Lelo’s bestselling Luna Beads, these puppies are weighted 20-kt gold beads that swirl around inside you with every movement. These are also 100% waterproof.
4. Lelo Earl Prostate Stimulator
For the man who has everything! The Earl is a prostate stimulator made of 24-kt gold and features a bulbous end for maximum sensation, and a loop base on the other for ease of use. It also comes with gold cufflinks, because why not.
5. Lelo Yva Vibrator
This 24-kt gold external clitoral vibrator is fully rechargeable and also features eight built-in settings for a wholly customizable experience. Plus, it looks like a little gold beetle and probably makes a great paperweight.
6. Coco de Mer Nell Pleasure Seed Vibrator
Nell Pleasure Seed Vibrator, Coco de Mer, coco-de-mer.com, $13,000
This 18 kt-gold plated vibrator is shaped like a coco de mer, or sea coconut, seed (hence the name). You can use the two prongs to surround your clitoris or nipples. There are five modes and it comes in a wooden box with an old-school lock and key.
7. AHH Fornicouture Fuji Glass Dildo
Fuji Glass Dildo, AHH Fornicouture, coco-de-mer.com, $983
It might not fit in with all the other gold and silver sex toys on this list, but that doesn’t make it any less bougie. This two-in-one dildo and whip features leather made from kangaroo hide (because that’s a thing?) and has leather braided by the Queen of England’s whipmaker.
8. Paul Seville Snakeskin Strap-On Harness
Snakeskin Harness, Paul Seville, coco-de-mer.com, $239
This cheeky leather snakeskin strap-on harness fits standard flat-based dildos (not included) for a luxe spin on harnesses. Fits waists between 28 and 39 inches.
9. Betony Vernon Kegel Balls
These free-moving stainless steel balls can be used during sex with a partner, masturbation, or alone for kegel work. Since these do not have a tether, these ben wa balls are not recommended for anal use (you might lose ’em, and then that’s nearly $900 you can’t get back!)
10. Crave Vesper Bullet Vibrator Necklace
Available in silver, 24k plated gold, or rose gold, the Vesper necklace looks like a super delicate piece of fine jewelry, because it is. But it’s also a surprisingly powerful vibrator. It charges via a convenient USB and has a super-easy one-button control.